So, I have a new weight loss plan since my old plan of doing everything the same as I always do wasn't working. I decided just to go buy some spanx. But man, shopping that website... that stuff looks torturous. Why I gotta suit myself up from top to bottom in industrial strength reinforced lycra or whatever? That looks so hot and miserable. Is it worth it?
Brittney and I are working on a new blog which we plan to co-write, and which will never actually come to fruition. But if it did, it would be called Seriously, What's Wrong With People? Here is a sample of the things we would write about:
Ryan Lochte and his mother
Chick-Fil-A (Geez, eat your chicken, don't eat your chicken, either way I don't care. )
The crazies (Eagle Forum) who want to retract Utah's participation in the Common Core Initiative.
People who want to use the tragedy in Colorado to debate gun rights.
The neighbor kids who play in my yard and leave their crap all over the place, including water bottles and popsicle wrappers.
Man I'm blogging almost every day now. It's gettin all exciting up in here. No wonder people tune in from Russia to read my blog.
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Russia? WOW- you are big time now!
I need to google some of that stuff you listed- I cancelled tv, and am kinda clueless I guess... bummer we are missing the Olympics though!
Spanx huh? Did you really order some? you gotta post on how they work for you! :)
Love all your posts!
The neighbor kids leaving a mess would totally bug me.
Spanx diet may be better than my diet of oreo cookies
I would totally read "Seriously? What's wrong with People?" You HAVE to start it. pleeeeeeease? Did you buy the spanx? People in Russia want to know!!!
I'm kind of with you on Chick-Fil-A. Although I do like it when corporations or leaders of corporations take a stand on moral issues, enough already. Enough about the chicken. And enough of the posts on facebook about it. And enough crazy right-winged posts, too. (Who are these people that I'm friends with?!)
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